Kung-Fu Name Generator

Have you ever dreamt of becoming a Kung-Fu Master? Of saving helpless, scantily clad members of the opposite sex by karate choppin' and kickin' the asses of evil martial artists with your lightning quick reflexes? Of course you have, we all have, but sadly most people never realize their dream of becoming a Kung-Fu Master. We here at AquaJoe's Headquarters know why. It's not because Grand Masters are hard to find, or because it takes years and years of training. It's because so many people are unable think of a great Kung-Fu name. Yes, its a tough speed bump to overcome in the road to the Black Belt, and thats why we've provided the Kung-Fu Name Generator. Simply type all the requested info into the form and you will be given a genuine, AquaJoe-approved Kung-Fu Name.

Please fill out the following form as truthfully as possible. Accuracy of the test depends solely on the correctness of your answers.

First Name:
Last Name:
Have you ever pummelled someone to death with your bare hands? (Check for Yes):

Which of the following fighting styles do you already know? (check all that apply:)
Crane (aka Ralph Maccio) Style
Drunken Master
Really Fucking Shit-faced Master
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Crouching Wombat, Hidden Mongoose
Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger Style
Powder Puff Style
Other

What is the highest color belt you have in any martial art?
white
yellow
green
blue
fuschia
tiger-striped mandarin orange
itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie yellow polka-dot
73567th lvl Black Belt
The Mysterious Color-That-Must-Not-Be-Named
Purplesaurus Rex

What Animal do you feel the most closely associated with?

What is your Zodiac sign?